You caught that right off the bat,, Yes it is a direct quote from MT.
I like the ladder bar my self it doesn't beat me to pieces like you say, but I am tougher than you are too...... and not overly sensitive. I will give you 3/4 of your money back for the Trike just to get it out of your sight, and misery. Then you can move on to something that you would be pleased with,,,,
Oh wait your getting married this spring, maybe I should consult wit the Bride to be first,,,, I may get a better deal,,,,,,,,,,