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Dear Santa
It shocks me that there is no Polaris slingshot under the tree, not in the shop, and note even hidden around the neighborhood. I still have a glimmer of hope as we do not open presents till this evening after everybody is gone , the house is clean again , and it's just the 4 of us . But it saddens me to truly believe I did not get a slingshot from Santa .
I mean I thought I did a pretty good job of being good this year . No tickets, no major crashes , no family squabbles on my side , no temper tantrums , was helpful, made nobody cry ( nobody) , and even did quite a few behind the good deeds anonymously . WTH Santa WTH !!!!!
Ok I am sorry my chubby jolly buddy I did not mean that .
I did spot a few heavy objects under the tree with measurements that exceed 1'x1' so it's not all gloom and doom here .
I know for a fact I dropped enough hints , brochures , color options , prices from4 different dealers , delivery options , finacing packages , and hints even while Betty was sleeping sound asleep so she could tell ya . I do not know what went wrong . So for 2017 I am hugely stepping up my game to be the ultimate in good . I will be super unreal helpful, kind sweet , honest , greatful , to all around me as this has got to be the sure fire way to be the poster boy of the top seat of the nice list .
Yours truly
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-25-2016, 10:43 AM
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Maybe this is the image you put in her head?



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If a Slingshot was coal powered you'd have been a shoe-in. Just say'n....
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... So for 2017 I am hugely stepping up my game to be the ultimate in good . I will be super unreal helpful, kind sweet , honest , greatful , to all around me as this has got to be the sure fire way to be the poster boy of the top seat of the nice list .
Yours truly
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Checked with my Vegas bookie - asking for odds on you actually meeting the above statement. Never did get the actual odds - just a lot of laughing and the sound of someone falling and rolling on the floor while still laughing hysterically.


So I'm thinking about the only way you're going to get one is by coming down here, and distracting @wimpyhonda long enough to snag his. Course that would put you on the naughty list - but you'd have a slingshot...
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I don't see anywhere in your list of positive achievements that you left the fat man a couple large totes filled with the famous Darkside cookies....a big bribe next year or even on your birthday might do the trick.


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Well it's official , no slingshot from Santa this year .
So I am starting against all odds my campaign on nicety .
Ready ?
Thank you all very much for your kind words of. I do not know what I would do wothout all your input which is all very valuable to me , always . Please continue your support as I will always befit for, your replies .

whew , that was tough

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So I'm thinking about the only way you're going to get one is by coming down here, and distracting @wimpyhonda long enough to snag his. Course that would put you on the naughty list - but you'd have a slingshot...
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Very interesting thought , but stealing somebody else's has more consequences that me struggling to be super unreal super kind . Besides its hard to get off the naughty list once your on it. Not gonna take the chance. @wimpyhonda rest easy , it's safe .

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But a steal for $400 . I wonder how bad it would hurt to cut off my own legs ?

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Dear Santa
It shocks me that there is no Polaris slingshot under the tree, not in the shop, and note even hidden around the neighborhood. I still have a glimmer of hope as we do not open presents till this evening after everybody is gone , the house is clean again , and it's just the 4 of us . But it saddens me to truly believe I did not get a slingshot from Santa .
I mean I thought I did a pretty good job of being good this year . No tickets, no major crashes , no family squabbles on my side , no temper tantrums , was helpful, made nobody cry ( nobody) , and even did quite a few behind the good deeds anonymously . WTH Santa WTH !!!!!
Ok I am sorry my chubby jolly buddy I did not mean that .
I did spot a few heavy objects under the tree with measurements that exceed 1'x1' so it's not all gloom and doom here .
I know for a fact I dropped enough hints , brochures , color options , prices from4 different dealers , delivery options , finacing packages , and hints even while Betty was sleeping sound asleep so she could tell ya . I do not know what went wrong . So for 2017 I am hugely stepping up my game to be the ultimate in good . I will be super unreal helpful, kind sweet , honest , greatful , to all around me as this has got to be the sure fire way to be the poster boy of the top seat of the nice list .
Yours truly
Rail
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YOU GO SANTA! He need a dose of his own medicine. Now he knows how I feel for not getting any cookies from him!

ps I had to bribe him with a new tire for the last batch I got!


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