It shocks me that there is no Polaris slingshot under the tree, not in the shop, and note even hidden around the neighborhood. I still have a glimmer of hope as we do not open presents till this evening after everybody is gone , the house is clean again , and it's just the 4 of us . But it saddens me to truly believe I did not get a slingshot from Santa .
I mean I thought I did a pretty good job of being good this year . No tickets, no major crashes , no family squabbles on my side , no temper tantrums , was helpful, made nobody cry ( nobody) , and even did quite a few behind the good deeds anonymously . WTH Santa WTH !!!!!
Ok I am sorry my chubby jolly buddy I did not mean that .
I did spot a few heavy objects under the tree with measurements that exceed 1'x1' so it's not all gloom and doom here .
I know for a fact I dropped enough hints , brochures , color options , prices from4 different dealers , delivery options , finacing packages , and hints even while Betty was sleeping sound asleep so she could tell ya . I do not know what went wrong . So for 2017 I am hugely stepping up my game to be the ultimate in good . I will be super unreal helpful, kind sweet , honest , greatful , to all around me as this has got to be the sure fire way to be the poster boy of the top seat of the nice list .
51 years old and I still believe , just sayin